Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.
That friend that takes forever to reply...
TURNING RIGHT IN 5 MILES BETTER SIGNAL NOW
HURRY UP, GRANDMA! I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MEMEING!
One of us is rightside up, but I'm not sure which it is!
Evening No Rush Hour
IT TOOK 30 YEARS, BUT I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE!
Oh hai! Dis mae take a while.
