It took me four months to slam dunk this, but WIN!
TURNING RIGHT IN 5 MILES BETTER SIGNAL NOW
HURRY UP, GRANDMA! I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MEMEING!
Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.
That friend that takes forever to reply...
Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"
