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That friend that takes forever to reply...

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

Hey buddy! How do we get this thing out of second gear??

What are you laughing about? I type faster than you do!

Which key is any key?

Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.