seals

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME" "No."

This is delightful! A warm ocean current! Just peed

ERMAHGERD! KURLUR WHURL

Socially acceptable times to drop the F-bomb. Example #152

I HAVE A SOUL! It's around here somewhere...

That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard