seals

This is delightful! A warm ocean current! Just peed

I Did'nt Do it... AND.. You Can't Prove It!!!

"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME" "No."

DUDE. That wave took my Speedo!

"Braaiinz!" "Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

i lol'd