santa

Working as a tight-knit covert team, you will locate enemy targets and ... In July? The ill-fated undercover operation, "Santa's Little Helpers," was wiped clean from military history.

So much for good will toward men

I'm sorry, but the list has been made, and checked twice. You are defintely on the 'naughty' list. I'm preparing your 'present' as we speak.

how do you think those reindeer FLY SO HIGH?

I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!

Santa attack stealth mode

WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS

WHERES SANTA!!!!

Oh dear... Well, I guess this means I made the "Naughty List" this year.