God outsourced some of it
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
Russia changes you, man
Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
I'm the swan queen
I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist
Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth
Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.