Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist
MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
In Mother Russia Old Ladies protect Police
God outsourced some of it
You might want to wait a few minutes before you go in there.
I'm the swan queen
Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.
Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!
dropping more than just "beats"
Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth
In Mother Russia Cow Milks You
Psst... That's not my tail...