russia

Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist

(Vladimir Putin)

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA

In Mother Russia Old Ladies protect Police

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

You might want to wait a few minutes before you go in there.

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.

(Vladimir Putin)

Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

dropping more than just "beats"

(Vladimir Putin)

Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth

In Mother Russia Cow Milks You

Psst... That's not my tail...

(Vladimir Putin)