russia

Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA

Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.

(Vladimir Putin)

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth

Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY

(Vladimir Putin)

Russia changes you, man

In Mother Russia Old Ladies protect Police

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist

(Vladimir Putin)

"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)