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Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.

(Vladimir Putin)

Crude ruse to disable cops by triggering allergies succeeds on one cop in three

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Psst... That's not my tail...

(Vladimir Putin)

In Mother Russia Cow Milks You

Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist

(Vladimir Putin)

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA

Take Maus. IS GIFT.

"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)

Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY

(Vladimir Putin)

Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth