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Russia is Training Navy Seals for Their Special Forces. No, Like, Actual Seals.

Via Vesti Irkutsk
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Seals, the dogs of the sea, trained by Russian officials to be ruthlessly adorable soldiers of fortune. That said, it's pretty hard to look like ruthless military operative when you're this adorable:



There's also a precedence for trained animals in the Russian special forces. At least, according to the historically sound documentary video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2.



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violetD violetD
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Thanks for the Warning, Soldier!

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You might want to wait a few minutes before you go in there.

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Best to Walk in Russia

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What Happens in the Ocean Stays in the Ocean

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"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)

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MallardVHS MallardVHS
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In Russia

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Under the Sea!

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Psst... That's not my tail...

(Vladimir Putin)

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Who Ya Gonna Call?

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Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth

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You Shall Become... Ash Tray!

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Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Why Would Anyone Need This Skill?

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MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA

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I'm Already Afraid Of Her

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In Mother Russia Old Ladies protect Police

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Not if You're in Russia

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Get Wilford Brimley on the Phone, 'Cuz This Cat's Got the 'Beetus!

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Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

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I Couldn't Ask for Another

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Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

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I Have a Whole New Perspective on Life

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Russia changes you, man

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This Explains So Many of the World's Evils

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CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

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Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY

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Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY

(Vladimir Putin)

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