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Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.
(Vladimir Putin)
Psst... That's not my tail...
(Vladimir Putin)
Crude ruse to disable cops by triggering allergies succeeds on one cop in three
Via Vesti Irkutsk
Seals, the dogs of the sea, trained by Russian officials to be ruthlessly adorable soldiers of fortune. That said, it's pretty hard to look like ruthless military operative when you're this adorable:
There's also a precedence for trained animals in the Russian special forces. At least, according to the historically sound documentary video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2.
Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
(Dmitry Medvedev)
"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.
(Vladimir Putin)
Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
(Vladimir Putin)
