Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.
Crude ruse to disable cops by triggering allergies succeeds on one cop in three
God outsourced some of it
Psst... That's not my tail...
In Mother Russia Cow Milks You
Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!
I'm the swan queen
Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist
MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
Take Maus. IS GIFT.
"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth