russia

In Mother Russia Old Ladies protect Police

Russia changes you, man

I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist

(Vladimir Putin)

Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth

Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY

(Vladimir Putin)

Psst... That's not my tail...

(Vladimir Putin)

Damn logo You blurry as hell

(Vladimir Putin)

"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

You might want to wait a few minutes before you go in there.

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Crude ruse to disable cops by triggering allergies succeeds on one cop in three

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA

Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.

(Vladimir Putin)