running

OK! OK! I'll get rid of this thing and buy a Prius! I promise!

Everyone, allow me to present my hedgehog massage therapist friend. His name is Sonic. He became a massager after retiring from professional running.

Did someone say apples?

OHHH GURL IS THAT a NEW SHIRT?

I got in a sale, gurl!

Believe me...you do NOT wanna know what's in that bush!

It's a TRAP!!!

Don't fall for it!

U mad, bro?

Dude! Just give him back the peanut!

B*TCH YOU BETTER RUN

"Didya leave it on hiz front step??" "YES! Now shaddup and RUN!!!"

OMFG WHERE'D YOU SAY THE LAND MINES WERE?

Dude, you just FLEW by that coffee table.