rude

I'll take a beer, toots And make it snappy

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

OH MY GOSH MOOOMMM!!! SSSHHUT UUUP!!!

Read in-between the toes!

ASSHAT

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

I'm the bluebird of who gives a @#!%

Can you get this letter to my sister in Oregon? Do I look like Kevin Costner to you?

Cats Are Assh*les

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED