rude

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

Hey! You should knock before entering.

You can't sit with us

Thou spongy brazen-faced miscreant!

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

I'm the bluebird of who gives a @#!%

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

ASSHAT

Can you get this letter to my sister in Oregon? Do I look like Kevin Costner to you?

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

Make one crack about happiness and I'ma gonna smack ya!