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I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

EXCUSE ME, THIS SKY IS SPOKEN FOR

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

Can you get this letter to my sister in Oregon? Do I look like Kevin Costner to you?

Make one crack about happiness and I'ma gonna smack ya!

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

Read in-between the toes!

You can't sit with us

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED