rude

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

You can't sit with us

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

Can you get this letter to my sister in Oregon? Do I look like Kevin Costner to you?

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

Cats Are Assh*les

Read in-between the toes!

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

Thou spongy brazen-faced miscreant!

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!