rude

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

OH MY GOSH MOOOMMM!!! SSSHHUT UUUP!!!

Make one crack about happiness and I'ma gonna smack ya!

Read in-between the toes!

LEMME GET THAT BUTT

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

I'll take a beer, toots And make it snappy

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

You can't sit with us

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

EXCUSE ME, THIS SKY IS SPOKEN FOR

Cats Are Assh*les

ASSHAT