rude

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

OH MY GOSH MOOOMMM!!! SSSHHUT UUUP!!!

Read in-between the toes!

You can't sit with us

Can you get this letter to my sister in Oregon? Do I look like Kevin Costner to you?

EXCUSE ME, THIS SKY IS SPOKEN FOR

ASSHAT

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

Thou spongy brazen-faced miscreant!

. . . and the horse you rode in on!