rooster

And not a single cluck was given that day.

Alright... Which of you chicks took my styling gel?

I gotta get an endorsement deal. Wanna race again, or are ya chicken?

Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

Roostella De Ville

After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.

Fact: Chickens evolved from dinosaurs Conclusion: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken!

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.