rooster

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.

I gotta get an endorsement deal. Wanna race again, or are ya chicken?

Roostella De Ville

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...

After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.

Alright... Which of you chicks took my styling gel?

And not a single cluck was given that day.

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.