rooster

Alright... Which of you chicks took my styling gel?

Fact: Chickens evolved from dinosaurs Conclusion: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken!

After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.

Roostella De Ville

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

And not a single cluck was given that day.