rooster

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.

I gotta get an endorsement deal. Wanna race again, or are ya chicken?

And not a single cluck was given that day.

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.

Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...

Alright... Which of you chicks took my styling gel?

Roostella De Ville