rooster

After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.

And not a single cluck was given that day.

I gotta get an endorsement deal. Wanna race again, or are ya chicken?

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

Alright... Which of you chicks took my styling gel?

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...