rooster

Alright... Which of you chicks took my styling gel?

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

I gotta get an endorsement deal. Wanna race again, or are ya chicken?

Fact: Chickens evolved from dinosaurs Conclusion: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken!

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

Roostella De Ville

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.

Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...