Ohh who lives in a pineapple under the sea!
I don't just have a bush I have a flowering shrub
You're doing it wrong
"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."
Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
You killed my sister! Look lady, I'm from Kansas. I've never been within 100 miles of Sarah Palin.
(Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton)
LOOK MA NO GAG REFLEX
Ima MARIO Skywalker... What the Hell a-you-done with my cousin Luca?
I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"
Who's actually watching this?
if she could turn it back...
Hello Do you have a few minutes To talk about The Savior?
I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever
(Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper)
Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...