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PULL MY FINGERS It'll be funny

(Freddy Krueger and Jason)

Hello Do you have a few minutes To talk about The Savior?

Something something Bazinga! OMG BEST SHOW EVER! It's so nerdy, just like me lol

("The Big Bang Theory")

I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down

(Danny Trejo)

move like a jagger

(Steve Martin)

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing "Hiiiii-Hooooo It's off to work we go."

(The Seven Dwarfs)

I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going

(Jason Bateman, Elmo)

Why am I always the most masculine one in the room?

("The Big Bang Theory")

OWN ALL THE MEDIA!

(Oprah Winfrey)

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

SITH HAPPENS Even to Batman

And Mary's little lamb.... was never seen again !!!

(Gordon Ramsay)

LET ME GUESS YOU'RE A DENTIST

(David Bowie)

ALIENS

(Oprah Winfrey)

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)