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BUT WHAT IF THE RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED AND WE'VE BEEN DEAD ALL ALONG?

(M. Night Shyamalan)

Could you make me a sandwich, Sarah

(Matthew Broderick, Sarah Jessica Parker)

I WENT TO BATHROOM I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

(Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman)

Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!

(Lady Gaga)

Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone

(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)

You killed my sister! Look lady, I'm from Kansas. I've never been within 100 miles of Sarah Palin.

(Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton)

EVEN LADY GAGA GETS DOWN IN THE DUMPS SOMETIMES

Today's the day, today's the day... The Teddy Bears become a picnic

("Jurassic Park," "Star Wars")

SOMEBODY PLEASE..... CHOP IT DOWN!

(Nicki Minaj)

So I said to him is that millimeters or inches?

(Oprah Winfrey)

I said DAT ASS

(David Hasselhoff)

SCIENTIST IN GOGGLES knows what he likes

(Chris Evans)

Do I hear fiddy, fiddy cent. Sold

(Kanye West, Jay-Z)

DAT ASS

(DJ Khaled, Rick Ross, Lil' Wayne)

Your Errol Flynn is too Vincent Pricey.

(Conan O'Brien)

I'M A METH ACTOR.

(Joaquin Phoenix)