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I cant beleive its not butter!

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

ewww dont you have derpes

(Lil' Kim, Nicki Minaj)

My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!

(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

IT'S SIMPLE..... WE ELECT THE BACHMANN

(Heath Ledger)

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, but I feel EMPOWERED!

(Big Bang Theory)

I WAS BORN THIS WAY FALSE. THAT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED MY MOTHERS VAGINA

(Rainn Wilson)

PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL

(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)

Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool

(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)

I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?

(Sir Ian McKellen)

WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)

(Britney Spears, *N Sync)

You killed my sister! Look lady, I'm from Kansas. I've never been within 100 miles of Sarah Palin.

(Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton)

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

WORMTAIL BRING ME MY WAND

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)