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And Mary's little lamb.... was never seen again !!!

(Gordon Ramsay)

Me and my emmys, Me and my emmys, We're going to the dentist today!

(Jeremy Piven)

Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool

(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)

Oh hello... didn't see you there!

(Ryan Gosling)

THIS MAN SCARES ME!!!

(Lady Gaga)

Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

(Guy Fieri)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

The amount of snack choices displeases me

(Ryan Gosling)

Your children... what IS wrong with them?

DRAMATIC PAUSE ..............................

(Alan Rickman)

Maybe he's born with it maybe it's Mescaline

(Steve Buscemi with Michele Bachmann eyes)

I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.

(Justin Bieber)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

THAT NOT SO FRESH FEELING Take the hint

(Jennifer Lopez)

Set phasers to FABULOUS!

(George Takei)

I may not know the alphabet... but my pants do!

(Lil' Wayne)