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Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

(Guy Fieri)

PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL

(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)

OWN ALL THE MEDIA!

(Oprah Winfrey)

CLEARLY 'SHOPPED I can tell by the garter belt. Paris Hilton would never wear underwear.

(Paris Hilton)

Does servicing the community count as Community Service?

(Lindsay Lohan)

DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him

(David Bowie)

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

MARCUS BACHMANN He wants to cure you

(The Village People)

Can't decide? We'll be glad to help you, Rebecca Black.

TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU ANOTHER FORM OF CONTRACEPTION... ...THE SPONGE!

I WAS BORN THIS WAY FALSE. THAT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED MY MOTHERS VAGINA

(Rainn Wilson)

UNCLE JESSE His opinions on sandwiches count!

(John Stamos)

EVEN LADY GAGA GETS DOWN IN THE DUMPS SOMETIMES

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

I said DAT ASS

(David Hasselhoff)

You Need Some New "MATERIAL, GIRL" . . . .

(Madonna)