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Can't sleep Cage will eat me

(Nicolas Cage)

hey guys! just fix my suspension eh,no need to make a song and dance about it!

("Grease")

Look Ma, No Hands

(Michael Jackson)

Whatcha thinkin' 'bout Nuffin' jus' Hossen stuffs

(Seth Rogan, Paul Rudd)

I get my hair done at Stupid Kutz. You want to make something of it?

(Javier Bardem)

ewww dont you have derpes

(Lil' Kim, Nicki Minaj)

Duuudeee..... Pretty sure that's an elephant up there

(Ben Afleck)

Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.

(Betty White, Slash)

Me and my emmys, Me and my emmys, We're going to the dentist today!

(Jeremy Piven)

Look guys! I'm a chameleon!

(Oprah Winfrey)

Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

(Guy Fieri)

Heh, heh. THAT TICKLES! Un-original bastard.

(Jason Bateman, Elmo)

Do I hear fiddy, fiddy cent. Sold

(Kanye West, Jay-Z)

Can't decide? We'll be glad to help you, Rebecca Black.

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER

(Cookie Monster)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)