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DAT ARROW TOOK A CHUCK NORRIS TO DA KNEE

I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?

(Sir Ian McKellen)

and that children is how babies are made

(Steven Martin)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?

(Anne Hathaway)

Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me

(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)

MARCUS BACHMANN He wants to cure you

(The Village People)

In no time periodwas this lookever fashionable

(Ewan McGregor)

Fashion! Put it all on me; I am anyone you want me to be!

COMBO Would You Like Thighs With That?

(Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs)

Seen enough hentai To know Where this is going...

(Prince)

Can't sleep Cage will eat me

(Nicolas Cage)

Does Will Smith Have to Choke a B*tch?

(Will Smith)

Oh hell no!

(George Clooney)

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing "Hiiiii-Hooooo It's off to work we go."

(The Seven Dwarfs)

I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU OR ANYTHING, BUT... I'M BATMAN.

(Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway)

"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga

(Madonna)