Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
OWN ALL THE MEDIA!
I can tell by the garter belt. Paris Hilton would never wear underwear.
Does servicing the community count as Community Service?
DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN
Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him
I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"
He wants to cure you
(The Village People)
Can't decide? We'll be glad to help you, Rebecca Black.
TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU ANOTHER FORM OF CONTRACEPTION... ...THE SPONGE!
I WAS BORN THIS WAY
FALSE. THAT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED MY MOTHERS VAGINA
His opinions on sandwiches count!
EVEN LADY GAGA
GETS DOWN IN THE DUMPS SOMETIMES
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!
I said DAT ASS
You Need Some New "MATERIAL, GIRL" . . . .