I cant beleive its not butter!
I cant beleive its not butter!
ewww dont you have derpes
(Lil' Kim, Nicki Minaj)
My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!
(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)
New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
(Cameron Diaz)
I WAS BORN THIS WAY FALSE. THAT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED MY MOTHERS VAGINA
(Rainn Wilson)
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool
(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)
I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?
(Sir Ian McKellen)
WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)
(Britney Spears, *N Sync)
You killed my sister! Look lady, I'm from Kansas. I've never been within 100 miles of Sarah Palin.
(Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton)
Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.
(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)