Alwaysh a brideshmaid...
... never a bride!
I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.
You're doing it wrong
Some teenagers are retail clerks at the mall, some are goldfishing-boat captains. To each his own.
release the kraken
Oh hell no!
It called me a lesbian... He must know about you and Justin Bieber
(Selena Gomez, David Henrie)
what hapens when old people listen to loud music
Ohh who lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Breaking News - Ronald McDonald: Out and Proud
EVEN LADY GAGA
GETS DOWN IN THE DUMPS SOMETIMES
"Oh, we're not RELATED. We just do meth together."
(The cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia")
And Mary's little lamb.... was never seen again !!!
THAT NOT SO FRESH FEELING Take the hint
I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going
(Jason Bateman, Elmo)
Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?