rock

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

i luv u so much rock.

Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.

Why so serious?

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.