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Good Old Rock. Nothing Beats Rock.

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World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

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Kurasu Kurasu
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It Must Be the Feathered Mohawk

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Why so serious?

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SpikeDawg SpikeDawg
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How Disputes Are Really Settled

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On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

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HaseoATC HaseoATC
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Even Gravity Can't Save Him Now

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My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

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Animal Comedy Animal Comedy
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The Gull of Some People

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momofzoo momofzoo
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I Forgot My Cell Phone Too

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betskand betskand
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It's Got Someone Else's Slime on It

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TuckerBentley TuckerBentley
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I Know That Feel, Bro

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Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

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shadewulf shadewulf
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Oh No, It Heard Me!

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A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

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momofzoo momofzoo
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Sometimes I Want to Stand Out From the Flock

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I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".

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momofzoo momofzoo
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The Condition of Motherhood Transcends All Species.

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Next time I order one of these Hid-A-Key rocks, I gotta get a smaller version. This thing is heavy!

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Delta1998 Delta1998
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Instant Karma

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A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

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Animal Comedy Animal Comedy
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Shh. Don't tell Beach I Said That.

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i luv u so much rock.

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Pilot33 Pilot33
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*SNIFF SNIFF* Aw, hell! Th' wind jus' blew back in my face!

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Animal Comedy Animal Comedy
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Follow the Rules, Man!

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We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

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