rock

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.

Why so serious?

i luv u so much rock.

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.