rock
Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.
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We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
Why so serious?
I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".
Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.
A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!
World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.
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i luv u so much rock.
A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.
On three, rock, paper, scissors.
(Vladimir Putin)
