rock

Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.

i luv u so much rock.

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

Why so serious?

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.