rock

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.

On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".

Why so serious?

A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

i luv u so much rock.

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.