rock

A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

Why so serious?

I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.