rock

A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!

Why so serious?

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

i luv u so much rock.

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".

Simba, I will always be here... On this rock sleeping.