republican

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

Come At Me BRO!

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)