for the last time sir im not steven colbert
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
Come At Me BRO!
You said there would be clowns at this party.
The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked
(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)
Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)