republican

Come At Me BRO!

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)