republican

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

Come At Me BRO!

You said there would be clowns at this party.

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)