For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)
The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked
Come At Me BRO!
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
You said there would be clowns at this party.
for the last time sir im not steven colbert
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)