For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
for the last time sir im not steven colbert
(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
You said there would be clowns at this party.
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
Come At Me BRO!
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!
Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday