For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
Come At Me BRO!
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
You said there would be clowns at this party.
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
for the last time sir im not steven colbert
Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)
The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked