republican

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

Come At Me BRO!

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)