Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked
for the last time sir im not steven colbert
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
You said there would be clowns at this party.
(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
Come At Me BRO!
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!
Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!