republican

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

Come At Me BRO!

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)