We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!
for the last time sir im not steven colbert
The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
Come At Me BRO!
(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)
You said there would be clowns at this party.
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.