republican

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

Come At Me BRO!

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)