republican

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

Come At Me BRO!

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday