republican

We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

What underwear?

(Newt Gingrich)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?

(Sarah Palin)

Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

Come At Me BRO!

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican

(Paul Ryan)

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)

Beebis n Buthedd

(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)