religious

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada