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And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?