religious

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."