religious

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"