religious

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE