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SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL