religious

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL