religious

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada