religious

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE