religious

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Praystation wtf these graphics suck

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada