religion

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

HOLY COW!

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

I'm down with God

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...