religion

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

I'm down with God

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

HOLY COW!

WISCONSIN The bovine promised land

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)