religion

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

I'm down with God

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

HOLY COW!

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

WISCONSIN The bovine promised land

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.