religion

HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

I'm down with God

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

HOLY COW!

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!