religion

HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

HOLY COW!

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

I'm down with God

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.