religion

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

I'm down with God

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

WISCONSIN The bovine promised land

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

HOLY COW!