religion

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

HOLY COW!