religion

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

The Catpture... It Haz Begin!

WISCONSIN The bovine promised land

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE