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. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!

SAFE SEX It certainly has come a long way since then

THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

I GET THE HINT ALPACA MY BAGS AND MOVE OUT

I see what you did there.

A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..

I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.

Oh stick, you will forever be mine. NO! NO! STICK IS MINE!! Finally.. we are alone.

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says

"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".