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THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

I GET THE HINT ALPACA MY BAGS AND MOVE OUT

I see what you did there.

This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says

Oh stick, you will forever be mine. NO! NO! STICK IS MINE!! Finally.. we are alone.

A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..

I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.

SAFE SEX It certainly has come a long way since then

"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".

. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!