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THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

SAFE SEX It certainly has come a long way since then

This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!

"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".

Oh stick, you will forever be mine. NO! NO! STICK IS MINE!! Finally.. we are alone.

I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.

I GET THE HINT ALPACA MY BAGS AND MOVE OUT

I see what you did there.

A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..