relationship

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Dating turtle Has trouble coming out of his shell

MY FATHER We don't talk about him much, after he hate mother.

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GAY CURTAINS An Important part of every relationship

I can't quit you, Boo-Boo!

We never really talk anymore She comes along, picks off a few bugs, and then leaves. She calls it "symbiotic", but I just sorta feel used.