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We never really talk anymore She comes along, picks off a few bugs, and then leaves. She calls it "symbiotic", but I just sorta feel used.

Dating turtle Has trouble coming out of his shell

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

I can't quit you, Boo-Boo!

GAY CURTAINS An Important part of every relationship

MY FATHER We don't talk about him much, after he hate mother.

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FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!