LOL, I'M NOT EVEN READING
In all seriousness folks, keep reading.
that story hits me right here.
Upon reflection, the dunce hat itself may well have contributed to my lack of reading skills....
I GETS STRAIGHT A'S
Too Long Didn't Read
Here is one for you, "How To Get Your Lazy Ass Out Of Bed and Get A Job"
Dis what happenz when no readz instrucshuns!
Let's just skip to the chapter about Zeppo.
I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going
The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores...
"Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?:
"I like the part about peanuts."
TO JUDGE A BOOKBY ITS COVER Why this cat isn't going to get any tips on catching its next meal.