GUESS WHAT AMERICA
I LEARNED HOW TO READ
I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?
stop you don't want to read that
I GETS STRAIGHT A'S
Upon reflection, the dunce hat itself may well have contributed to my lack of reading skills....
TO JUDGE A BOOKBY ITS COVER Why this cat isn't going to get any tips on catching its next meal.
Let's just skip to the chapter about Zeppo.
that story hits me right here.
Too Long Didn't Read
I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going
God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"
LOL, I'M NOT EVEN READING
In all seriousness folks, keep reading.