raccoon

I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT! Just because I look like a bandit doesn't mean I AM one!

I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything

Dunt ya fink dis iz a bit excessive? After all, it wuz jus garbidge...

What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!

Iz time for you to pay for protection so nuttin' happens to those nice neat garbage cans of yours. Be a shame if they got all knocked over now wouldn't it?

does somebody need a hug?