raccoon

Oh, yeah... Someone forgot to cover his garbage can again.

I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

Lidz on garbij canz r of no consikwintz.

What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!

I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT! Just because I look like a bandit doesn't mean I AM one!

WIFE LEFT ME AND TOOK THE TRASHCAN

I hear the train a comin', it's rollin' 'round the bend, and I ain't seen a trash can since I don't know when.

I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!