raccoon

Ahhh... teh sweet nektur ob mai garbaj sent'd pawz.

Clap. Clap clap. Clap your hands.

WIFE LEFT ME AND TOOK THE TRASHCAN

does somebody need a hug?

Iz time for you to pay for protection so nuttin' happens to those nice neat garbage cans of yours. Be a shame if they got all knocked over now wouldn't it?

I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!

What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!