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Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.

One of us will tell you true, One will always lie. Just one question is your due, And only one reply. One right answer gets you through, or we'll beat you 'til you DIE.

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Ollie.

You Shall Not Pass!

I ABSOLUTELY LOATH MADONNAS

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!

Your argument is invalid because rum ham.

(Rob McElhenney)

Come not between the ferret and his wrath.

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Ah wish ah could quit yew...

LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS