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JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN

I ABSOLUTELY LOATH MADONNAS

Fly, my pretties! FLY!

LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS

Your argument is invalid because rum ham.

(Rob McElhenney)

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

You Shall Not Pass!

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!

One of us will tell you true, One will always lie. Just one question is your due, And only one reply. One right answer gets you through, or we'll beat you 'til you DIE.

Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Ollie.

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

Ah wish ah could quit yew...

Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.