quotes

LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS

Ah wish ah could quit yew...

You Shall Not Pass!

Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.

JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

One of us will tell you true, One will always lie. Just one question is your due, And only one reply. One right answer gets you through, or we'll beat you 'til you DIE.

Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Ollie.

Come not between the ferret and his wrath.

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!

Your argument is invalid because rum ham.

(Rob McElhenney)