quotes

LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS

Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.

Fly, my pretties! FLY!

Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Ollie.

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!

One of us will tell you true, One will always lie. Just one question is your due, And only one reply. One right answer gets you through, or we'll beat you 'til you DIE.

Your argument is invalid because rum ham.

(Rob McElhenney)

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

OWL be back!

Come not between the ferret and his wrath.

Ah wish ah could quit yew...

JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

You Shall Not Pass!