questions

I said, 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'!

QUESTION: Where am I going?

Have you ever wondered about teh furst person who watched a chicken poop an egg... and think "I will eat that."

WHERE DOES THE RED BRICK ROAD GO?

("The Wizard of Oz")

i just need to ask u a few questions

Thats a good question let me MULLET OVER

I see what you did there.

"U an mom been happily marrid for 23 yeers?" "Dat mite be stretchin teh truth."

Is this a baseball.. Or a baseball ball?

Damn. Here comes that kid with his lollipop questions.

Does this dress make my ass look fat?