purple

The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!

BarneyGasm

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I'd like to see that stoopy Kermit try being purple.

Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!

Tubby click click!

Drink all teh purple grape juice day said. Iz totalleh harmless day said!

I like Tootsie Roll Pops! Mostly the grape ones. But I don't know what all the fuss is about. I don't think they affect me at all!

Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.