Pundit Kitchen

Calvin and Hurrbs

(David Wu)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

The best part of waking up is Folger's in my cup

(Queen Elizabeth II)

And my husband is the Queen of Denial.

(Michele Bachmann)

That's the last time I go drinking with you.

Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.

(Chris Christie)

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

American perspective: "The right" World Democracies Perspective: "right wing extremists"

(Republicans)

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

Don't make me kick you in the face

(Prince Charles)

Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..

(George W. Bush)

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

dropping more than just "beats"

(Vladimir Putin)

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