Like a Sir.
(Barack Obama)
Pundit Kitchen
By Unknown
No more cheap ass government toilet paper.
Just follow your nose. It always knows.
(Queen Elizabeth II)
By Nathan
Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!
(Kim Jong-un)
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
(Rick Perry)
Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.
That's the last time I go drinking with you.
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
(Vladimir Putin)
Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!
(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)
