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Apparrotlee nao I'b seen ebryfing AND in color.

Do you really think you otter do that?

uhh... bob's not coming up...

They told me I could be anything... so I became philosophical. Just call me Phil

Double-barreled goatling gun.

KNOCK KNOCK HOO'S THERE

Clam Your T**s

Seriously, Ariel, you are getting a little worked up over this.

LICK TASTE BETTER THAN KISSING YOUR ASS!