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Racing nek and nek AND nek Rly nawt recumended for juraffes.

Tweeting The analog version.

Ohai! I'm a big fan.

They told me I could be anything... so I became philosophical. Just call me Phil

Dat Bass!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So koala me maybe.

I SLIPPED ON TWO NICKELS AND SLID A SHORT WAYS IT WAS A PARROT-DIME SHIFT

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

Congratulations to GlitterStilla for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Friday (just before we post the new caption contest)! Congrats again, GlitterStilla!!!

Nah but for real... I dairy you to try

AUSSIE WHAT YOU DID THERE

I suspect foul play here.