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Thrs has bin problm on teh internets.

Don't tell anyone, but I have a phobia. I'm terribly frightened of (whispers) Fruit Loops.

I don't understand officer, I wasn't going that fast down the highway.

I IS IN YUR CAR MAKIN A PROBLM...

It may look like I'm lying here doing nothing But I'm actively waiting for my problem to go away.

U gots uself in a prickle?

Yes I did it in the woods! You got a problem with that?!

Why yes I am respawnsibl for 20 thowsand leakz undr teh sea.

Probelm Gravity?

Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.

When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem

DUDE what is ur problem?!

Well there's your problem