What underwear?
(Newt Gingrich)
politics
for the last time sir im not steven colbert
(Rick Santorum)
OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.
(Republican debates, Steve Carell)
Just follow your nose. It always knows.
(Queen Elizabeth II)
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
Seriously? THESE are the people running for President?!
I can has Prezidency?
One of us will tell you true, One will always lie. Just one question is your due, And only one reply. One right answer gets you through, or we'll beat you 'til you DIE.
By Unknown
IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TELL YOU YOU'RE ADOPTED
(David Cameron, Stephen Harper)
Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.
(Barack Obama)
DUKE. DUKE. DUKE. DUKE OF EARL. DUKE. DUKE.
(Hillary Clinton)
100, 99, 98, 97 ...
(Barack Obama)
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
