It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
Shpending iss like drinking. I can quits anytime Ize wants to.
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.
I'm the swan queen
I am glad you met my beard.
(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)
just cup them like this
God outsourced some of it
Cowboys & Aliens
(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)
Calvin and Hurrbs
Affairs of State can be complicated
YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?
"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."