This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
And you caution us about the live camera?
It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."
Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop
Affairs of State can be complicated
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
Calvin and Hurrbs
OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.
(Republican debates, Steve Carell)
God outsourced some of it
GUESS WHAT AMERICA
I LEARNED HOW TO READ
Shpending iss like drinking. I can quits anytime Ize wants to.
Now how long do I cook this thing?