"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.
I am glad you met my beard.
(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)
False alarm my thumb Is really there
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)
GUESS WHAT AMERICA
I LEARNED HOW TO READ
It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor
Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
Cowboys & Aliens
(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)