Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!
Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
Hey.... You aren't Gandlaf!
(Angel Merkel, Pope Benedict XVI)
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
Damn logo You blurry as hell
I HATE POLITICS
I quite agree! Pinkie Pie IS so random
Psst... That's not my tail...
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
I shave mine in a triangle
Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!
(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)