Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
Hey.... You aren't Gandlaf!
(Angel Merkel, Pope Benedict XVI)
Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!
politics bad CHICKEN WINGS GOOD
Seriously? THESE are the people running for President?!
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
Just follow your nose. It always knows.
(Queen Elizabeth II)
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
Psst... That's not my tail...
Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic
CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING... or just Republican
I HATE POLITICS
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?