political

Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..

(George W. Bush)

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?

(Nicolas Sarkozy)

cielin cat plz hlp uz! :(

I quite agree! Pinkie Pie IS so random

(Barack Obama)

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!

(Barack Obama)

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

I shave mine in a triangle

(Angela Merkel)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

Don't make me kick you in the face

(Prince Charles)

DUKE. DUKE. DUKE. DUKE OF EARL. DUKE. DUKE.

(Hillary Clinton)

Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!

(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)

oooohhhh gggooooodd tthis dog is so sooooooooooofffft

(Hillary Clinton)