Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..
(George W. Bush)
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
cielin cat plz hlp uz! :(
I quite agree! Pinkie Pie IS so random
Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
I shave mine in a triangle
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
Don't make me kick you in the face
DUKE. DUKE. DUKE. DUKE OF EARL. DUKE. DUKE.
Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!
(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)
oooohhhh gggooooodd tthis dog is so sooooooooooofffft