By Bobbles
polar bear
I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.
'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?' 'That it makes u pretty?'
Sheesh! Ya doze off at the office for FIVE lousy minutes and the world simply melts away from under ya!
WHERE THE FU*K AM I?
NEVERMIND IT'S AWESOME
*le swim
"Idiot! Don't jump in there. You might get eaten by a killer whale." "At least I won't be eaten by the polar bear that's behind you."
OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
