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\Congratulations to takenname for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, takenname!!!

Seriously. Let go. It's really cold.

CLEARLY 'SHOPPED I can tell by the garter belt. Paris Hilton would never wear underwear.

(Paris Hilton)

Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Friday, just before we post the new caption contest! Congrats again, Anonymous!!!

Congratulations to JojoBabyBear for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, JojoBabyBear!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

Duuude!! Tic-Tac!

"Live every week like it's Shark Week."

Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, beernbiccies!

Tune back in in about half an hour for a brand new caption contest!

APHEX TWIN You're doing it wrong

(Justin Bieber)

Maybe he's born with it maybe it's Mescaline

(Steve Buscemi with Michele Bachmann eyes)

We r gunna go poop RAINBOWS

OH MY GOD

Behold! My soulgate!!

Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though

What a pretty baby it will be....

(Jay-Z, Beyonce... kind of...)