Professional Photographer: $425
Noting that the water pressure release bolt at the top of the hydrant is in someplace uncomfortable: Priceless
Dude, come on.
It's like five in the morning
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.
Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
Where in hell did he go?
Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!
FLIPPIN' THE BIRD YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
There really is a glass ceiling
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
No, no. That camera angle is all wrong.