phone call

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO

My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.

Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

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