phone call

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?

My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.

THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

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