Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!
RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING
I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?
THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO
Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz
