phone call

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO

My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

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