phone call

Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO