I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?
Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?
THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO
HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!
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Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.