phone

Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.

THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

A dog with a phone? Am I supposed to laugh?

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

HELLO? YES, THIS IS HIPSTER.

MY RIDE It's off the hook!

ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY