Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?
HELLO. Yes, this is Bear.
Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz
HELLO? YES, THIS IS HIPSTER.
THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO
Stoopid hoomin... I not ur fone
MY RIDE It's off the hook!
HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!
RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING
A dog with a phone? Am I supposed to laugh?