phone

HELLO? YES, THIS IS HIPSTER.

Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.

MY RIDE It's off the hook!

Stoopid hoomin... I not ur fone

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

Hello? Yes, this is Yak

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING

ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY

If you don't get off that damn phone and put out some seeds you're about to see an Angry Bird!

YES, GRAMMY... I LUVS DA SWEATER...

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?