panda

Jia Jia is both the current record holder for oldest panda in captivity and the oldest panda ever in captivity, stealing away the title from the previous owner who lived to be 36-years-old. Pandas tend to live longer in captivity than in the wild so she's quite old by any panda standards. To celebrate, she was given a cake made of ice and vegetables, but she mainly stuck to chewing on bamboo and posing next to it. 

dont look down george dont look down

Stabby the Grammar Panda

That awkward moment when you realize you just aren't going anywhere in life

Being endangered is great! I can moon you all day and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.