paintings

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.

Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

Open you piece of sh*t!

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!