paintings

Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

Open you piece of sh*t!

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.