paintings

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.

Open you piece of sh*t!

Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?