paintings

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

Open you piece of sh*t!

Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...