HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!
I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...
Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.
Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.
...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
Apparently, even angels get constipated.
It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.
Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...