Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...
paintings
Apparently, even angels get constipated.
Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.
I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...
I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.
It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS
Open you piece of sh*t!
HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!
Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.
Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...
...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?
