Open you piece of sh*t!
paintings
...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?
I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...
Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.
Apparently, even angels get constipated.
It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.
Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.
