paintings

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

Open you piece of sh*t!

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?