paintings

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

Camille knew that Claude usually painted animals, not people. Paint me like one of your French squirrels...

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

Open you piece of sh*t!

Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...