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Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us

Have you seen enough Hentai , To know which way this is going?

Moments later, the police arrived and arrested Bacchus for contributing to the deliquency of a minor

Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.

John's Terrible Secret Was that he Moonlighted as an Interior Decorator

Death always makes sure to take the dearly departed for daily walks

One does not simply... Create a new meme!

No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.

Gentlemen...to the Denny's.

Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.

Don't you think you're overreacting?

"Wait! Don't take the picture! I have a dumb expression on my face!"

HOLDING UR HAIR WHILE U PUKE since 1012 A.D.