painting

this stopped when compound interest was invented

I LOVE ME SOME MAD BRITCHES AND HOES

Got your ticket? To the arquebus show

That's how I row, b**ches.

Don't kill me! I'm just a poor toga salesman!

No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.

Now I can enjoy my hay-fever indoors

Now get a little closer to the well, Timmy. Lassie won't mind.

Sweatpants, hair tied, Chillin with no make-up on.

Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us

If You Want To Destroy My Sweater... Pull This Thread As I Walk Away!

John's Terrible Secret Was that he Moonlighted as an Interior Decorator

ROCK THE BOAT! DON'T TIP THE BOAT OVER! ROCK THE BOAT BAABY!!

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?

POMPEII; AD 79 "I don't really worry much about the environment. The gods always took care of us before! Why worry?"