painting

FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD

I just need a little hint on the safe word

you just write a caption and it changes the whole picture!

SADLY.. THE BABY TOSS WAS REMOVED FROM THE OLYMPICS ONCE THE BABIES LEARNED TO FLY

It's a nice enough tree, Bob. But I'm not sure that I'd say it was "happy".

Gentlemen...to the Denny's.

Got your ticket? To the arquebus show

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.

If You Want To Destroy My Sweater... Pull This Thread As I Walk Away!

FRENCH TICKLER You're not French and that doesn't tickle.

John's Terrible Secret Was that he Moonlighted as an Interior Decorator

And from then on they called him Sir Francis Bacon.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

OH LOOK! IT'S A FINISHED PAINTING OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DATE YOU!

Aw, what th' hell, man! Do you know how much trouble it was catchin' that thing?