Get bak! U tuch her u di!!

I sir, am disgusted.

Ok people... DIET Pepsi? Now were just getting insulting aren't we?

No, I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed.

Oh stop, my dimples are showing.

LawL! i LawLed!!!

Tea, sugar. And cream if you don't mind.

DAMMIT! I just washed that carpet, too!

You shouldn't need swim lessons. It should come ottermatically.