orangutan

Im Adopted ?

So what are YOU having?

You talk. I'll listen. Don't mind me if I eat a few bugs

It seems clear that this orangutan isn't interested in kissing just anybody. The poster of this video says that his dad belly got a dirty look. Maybe this primate just loves babies! 

"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend." Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.

does this dress make my hips look big

eww... put on sum pantz

I still have no date to prom!

Do you realize how long it takes me to comb my hair?

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT