orangutan

Ai dun rong, Ai kno it... Wy U laffin?

You talk. I'll listen. Don't mind me if I eat a few bugs

Im Adopted ?

oh so uz wantz 2 fights

I still have no date to prom!

You!... Off my planet!

You mean someone can win the popular vote, but still lose to the electoral college? Yes. That's whacked, here we just throw our poop at each other.

First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT