orangutan

You mean someone can win the popular vote, but still lose to the electoral college? Yes. That's whacked, here we just throw our poop at each other.

You talk. I'll listen. Don't mind me if I eat a few bugs

It seems clear that this orangutan isn't interested in kissing just anybody. The poster of this video says that his dad belly got a dirty look. Maybe this primate just loves babies! 

eww... put on sum pantz

I still have no date to prom!

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.

Ai dun rong, Ai kno it... Wy U laffin?