orangutan

Mine, ALL MINE!

Im Adopted ?

It seems clear that this orangutan isn't interested in kissing just anybody. The poster of this video says that his dad belly got a dirty look. Maybe this primate just loves babies! 

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

Escape Plan 3% complete

You mean someone can win the popular vote, but still lose to the electoral college? Yes. That's whacked, here we just throw our poop at each other.

You trains em & you trains em... And they still won't stand on their hind legs... sigh

does this dress make my hips look big

eww... put on sum pantz