orangutan

Yes, I confess - I haz eaten all da candy bars

You!... Off my planet!

Ai dun rong, Ai kno it... Wy U laffin?

You talk. I'll listen. Don't mind me if I eat a few bugs

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

eww... put on sum pantz

"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend." Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.

Do you realize how long it takes me to comb my hair?

First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.