THE CAR IS THIRSTY
I said 'Cabernet'... Not 'Cat-bernet!'
Oops! Forgot my Top!
that awful moment larry realised that his webcam was still on
IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS
Little Alice found Mommy's pills again.
WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?
I did not see that pole, i SWEAR
WIN
WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"
I do hate it when friends just pop in
Only 58 more payments!
sumthin tellz meh weez not in Kanzis no mores