oops

sumthin tellz meh weez not in Kanzis no mores

ai fink mai eggz iz a iddul obercooked!

PROBLEM SOLVED

i fell asleep in a box and i end up across the country

I said 'Cabernet'... Not 'Cat-bernet!'

I did not see that pole, i SWEAR

You never realize how much stuff you have till you move

Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...

THREESOMES not always all they're cracked up to be

Little Alice found Mommy's pills again.

Only 58 more payments!

It looked smaller in the ad

OH GOOD GREIF

You ment THAT kind of pot !

MISCOMMUNICATION That's not exactly what I meant when I said "Wanna Shag?"

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?