oooohhhh gggooooodd tthis dog is so sooooooooooofffft
(Hillary Clinton)
Oh, my gosh! Did Bambi make it out?!
Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.
Heard you were constipated. But not any more. Right?
I wanna talk to yew about jayziss
CATS + COFFEE OMG... We're in for it now
LOLWUT?
INVISIBLE POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST
O MAI GOD IM ON TEH INTERNETZ!
OMG I`m a Furby !
WHY YOU LOOK ME KITTY?
Oh no she didn't!