My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!
(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)
Can't sleep Cage will eat me
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
Hair style # 456 of 500 Acting style # 1 of 1.5
Your career jumped out that window
They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...
Good luck sleeping tonight Nicholas Cage is watching you