HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
Good luck sleeping tonight Nicholas Cage is watching you
Can't sleep Cage will eat me
My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!
(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)
Hair style # 456 of 500 Acting style # 1 of 1.5
Your career jumped out that window
They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...