mouse

I only squeak when I'm squoken to.

Stand bak! Aiz got a cat an aiz nut afrayd tu use it

crap i gotta zit

I said, "Cheese" picture man, now where the hell is it?

Tank yu for getting me back outsides. I wont tell the other mice you iz nize

Well, I finally got one Now how do I install apps?

If it's a cornflower, where's the corn?

Iz okay my friend. I talked that big dog next door into chasing that nasty kitty cat for a change.

no ordinary computer mouse wireless, fully animated, can type 50 words of gibberish per minute, but requires cheese

Yes, I've sort of taken him under my wing.

i can do it mysef