It's just a flesh wound
Your mother wuz a hamster... ...and your father smelt of elderberries.
there are those who call me Tim
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Ministry of Silly Walks Amphibian division
"We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"