By Unknown
monkey
Fetch me a length of string and stand next to that doorknob. I'll fix you right up.
Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south. Everybody hop in!
Dude, come on. It's like five in the morning
Hez a remindr frum Mama tu kwit munkeying arownd. I wish dey wud BOAF git awf mai bak.
Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.
Ahh....just as I suspected - you needs to floss more in da back
And?! What did she do then?
Don't let cat nip become a monkey on your back.
HANDS OFF MY TIP JAR!
