monkey

Ooo, this is good. Tastes like... uh... oh yeah, monkey stew. Oh wait, this can't be good.

Dis iz mah smile. Now taek teh dam pikchur!

Hey Voldemort You jelly?

hay gurl

Hez a remindr frum Mama tu kwit munkeying arownd. I wish dey wud BOAF git awf mai bak.

It might be effective but it sure doesn't seem safe...

My strategy for playing the game is to be naked and always get up close to the other contestants. Then I'll un-nerve them by wanting to pick the bugs off of them and then eat the bugs. It'll creep them out.

Would you let an animal that throws its poop put its hands in YOUR mouth?

For the lulz!