FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK
(Samuel L. Jackson)
The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
I savded my moneyz To buys dis car
Oh Look! A Penny!
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Why do they think we're so wise?
They should see how much I spend on therapy...
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money
I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.