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adopted annoyed arguing birth control cubs following mom regrets siblings snow leopards tired - 6469572096
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"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

annoyed baby seal brains dad diet mom parenting seals sleeping stupid zombie - 6560977920
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"Braaiinz!" "Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"

cant-fly confused flying leaving mom nest no squirrel switched at birth - 6051784192
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No! But mom... No child of mine is leaving the nest until they've learned to properly fly. Get back to practice.