mom

"Braaiinz!" "Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"

HOLD ON THERE YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE NOT WORKING YOUR WAY OUT OF CLEANING YOUR NEST THIS TIME

I think that little b**ch is high.

I like to have all my ducks in a row.

Hez a remindr frum Mama tu kwit munkeying arownd. I wish dey wud BOAF git awf mai bak.

MA! THE MEATLOAF!

That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.

Pentadeca-mom

Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.