mom

hello? son? get a life.

bonx sigh

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know." "Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"

"So mom left me here for the weekend?" "Yup" "She's not coming back, is she?" "Nope"

No! But mom... No child of mine is leaving the nest until they've learned to properly fly. Get back to practice.

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

I'm not fat! I'm Tusky!

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

One of us is rightside up, but I'm not sure which it is!