mom

One of us is rightside up, but I'm not sure which it is!

I'm not fat! I'm Tusky!

"Braaiinz!" "Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"

Mom. Can I keep him?

bonx sigh

Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.

Mom it followed me home, can I keep it?

"So mom left me here for the weekend?" "Yup" "She's not coming back, is she?" "Nope"

I think that little b**ch is high.