mom

I like to have all my ducks in a row.

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

Mom dosint know i snuck out... Iz gunna stay up all day!

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WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

"So mom left me here for the weekend?" "Yup" "She's not coming back, is she?" "Nope"

"Braaiinz!" "Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"