mom

hello? son? get a life.

I think that little b**ch is high.

Tweeting The analog version.

Mom. Can I keep him?

Stop complaining, Jimmy. Mommy has to keep her Rubenesque figure.

Pentadeca-mom

bonx sigh

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know." "Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"

Chill out, Ma... I GOT THIS!

I'm not fat! I'm Tusky!