mom

"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

One of us is rightside up, but I'm not sure which it is!

Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!

No! But mom... No child of mine is leaving the nest until they've learned to properly fly. Get back to practice.

Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.

Pentadeca-mom