mom

I like to have all my ducks in a row.

So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident

Stop complaining, Jimmy. Mommy has to keep her Rubenesque figure.

Hey Mom, We painted you a picture!

Hez a remindr frum Mama tu kwit munkeying arownd. I wish dey wud BOAF git awf mai bak.

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

Sorry, my Mama can't come to the fence right now

"So mom left me here for the weekend?" "Yup" "She's not coming back, is she?" "Nope"

Frank, I don't think this is mom

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.