Mitt Romney

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

You said there would be clowns at this party.

Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo

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For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

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Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry

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okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

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False alarm my thumb Is really there

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