False alarm my thumb Is really there
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)
You said there would be clowns at this party.
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!