Mitt Romney

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For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

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Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry

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Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

False alarm my thumb Is really there

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You said there would be clowns at this party.

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

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