Mitt Romney

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo

(Mitt Romney)

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.

(Mitt Romney)

And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry

(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)

You said there would be clowns at this party.

okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!

(Mitt Romney)