mean

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

Cats Are Assh*les

what you looked like before braces

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

I will destroy all that is good in your life

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

Kids can be such jerks sometimes

I'm a big mean killing machine

Seperate vacations means seperate trains! That is all.

STFU OR GTFO There. Freedom of Choice.

F*ck off!!!

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse