mean

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

I'm a big mean killing machine

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

Seperate vacations means seperate trains! That is all.

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

what you looked like before braces

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

Cats Are Assh*les

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...

STFU OR GTFO There. Freedom of Choice.

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse