mean

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

Cats Are Assh*les

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

I'm a big mean killing machine

GO ON. HUG A HOG.

STFU OR GTFO There. Freedom of Choice.

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

I will destroy all that is good in your life

F*ck off!!!

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.