mean

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

what you looked like before braces

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

Seperate vacations means seperate trains! That is all.

Kids can be such jerks sometimes

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

F*ck off!!!

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

GO ON. HUG A HOG.

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...