mean

F*ck off!!!

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

I'm a big mean killing machine

Kids can be such jerks sometimes

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

what you looked like before braces

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

I will destroy all that is good in your life

GO ON. HUG A HOG.

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.