mean

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

F*ck off!!!

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

Cats Are Assh*les

GO ON. HUG A HOG.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

I will destroy all that is good in your life

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

what you looked like before braces

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

Kids can be such jerks sometimes

. . . and the horse you rode in on!