mean

Seperate vacations means seperate trains! That is all.

Kids can be such jerks sometimes

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

what you looked like before braces

For the lulz!

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

STFU OR GTFO There. Freedom of Choice.

I'm a big mean killing machine

I will destroy all that is good in your life

Cats Are Assh*les

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.