mean

Cats Are Assh*les

Kids can be such jerks sometimes

Seperate vacations means seperate trains! That is all.

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

For the lulz!

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...

. . . and the horse you rode in on!