mean

For the lulz!

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

. . . and the horse you rode in on!

Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!

GO ON. HUG A HOG.

I'm a big mean killing machine

STFU OR GTFO There. Freedom of Choice.

I will destroy all that is good in your life

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.