mean

what you looked like before braces

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

A kid threw a rock at me 'cause I wasnt moving. Hit the fence and bounced straight into his eye.

I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.

STFU OR GTFO There. Freedom of Choice.

I'm a big mean killing machine

GO ON. HUG A HOG.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

Cats Are Assh*les

I will destroy all that is good in your life

Seperate vacations means seperate trains! That is all.